The worst job at Disneyland?

Parade traffic control. These guys are basically human sign posts and command absolutely no respect. See that lady with her stroller? She could care less where she can’t or can’t stand; her child needs to see Pumba. That foreign guy with a giant camera? He barely knows enough English to get to Disneyland let alone understand what your waving flashlight means.

Many a times have I seen the traffic control workers get chewed out for telling people that they’re going the wrong way, or simply throwing their hands up in frustration at incompetent guests. But here’s my solution: riot gear. If you stop thinking of these people as

1 Comment so far

  1. mrhooks (unregistered) on June 1st, 2005 @ 12:29 pm

    “Marge Simpson, we have also detained your older, balder, fatter son!”

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