You cocky beachfront bastards

Ooo is that big pile of sand preventing you from enjoying sangrias on your porch? Is there a big sand dune depreciation the value of your beachfront home from 1.3 million to 1.2 million?

What balls you have! Were do you get off deciding that you can bulldoze over land, land that doesn

2 Comments so far

  1. Miles (unregistered) on July 1st, 2005 @ 11:21 am

    Unless they can find who is responsible, the city must pay to have the dunes restored. Somehow, though, none of the homeowners seem to know how it happened. To pay for the restoration, I propose they levy a special “View-Not” tax on those homeowners who didn’t see anything the night the bulldozers came.

  2. Michael Randall (unregistered) on July 1st, 2005 @ 11:39 pm

    Mysterious bulldozers, is that like the black helicopters? (Ha!)

    I agree with the levy of the special “Didn’t see a thing tax.” If you didn’t see it when they bulldozed the dunes, then they sure won’t see it when they put it back (and when the dunes mysteriously dissappear again).

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