Storm Watch 2005

So this morning I do my ritual of waking up and turning on the boob-tube to catch some news and notice the STORM that was rocking Southern California. I swear the news in this state acts like any rain we get is the end of the world and California is going to was out to sea. I would almost pay but think I will work on it myself for a news system that gives me the news I want to hear when I turn it on in the morning. Give me a couple of minutes of weather (not the drama) and then hit national topics that I find interesting (preselected), followed by only my sports headlines (maybe some info on my fantasy teams), then finish it up with some business news. Oh and on my way out the door after my morning shower is done tell me what traffic looks like. Then I could get rid of then you could send the “news reporters” out to get real acting jobs. Using their years of experience of acting like they care or hyping my grandmother up to think “Something in your house can kill you story at 11:00”

3 Comments so far

  1. Michael Doss (unregistered) on November 9th, 2005 @ 9:00 am

    That’s what the internet’s for =)

  2. Terry Chen (unregistered) on November 9th, 2005 @ 12:23 pm

    SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE CAN KILL ME? Oh Lord. Is it the lead piping? Perhaps killer mold? Teenagers, it must be teenagers.

  3. Eric McWilliams (unregistered) on November 9th, 2005 @ 12:47 pm

    “Teenagers, it must be teenagers.”

    I am with you I think we should lock them all away to save the world. Just look at the problems in France right now.

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