The Trader Joe’s Blues
I was at Trader Joe’s in Orange today, purchasing my fix of gallon ice tea and some ground turkey. I always make sure to time it so that I am there during a “lull” period, but the place was packed out. I don’t know if everyone is on vacation this week, or if everyone collectively thought it was a “lull,” thus creating the exact opposite condition. Either way, it sucked.
And even though I love Trader Joe’s, it is a nightmare when it is crowded. Especially the one in Orange, which has to be one of the tiniest ones I’ve ever been in.
First, the aisles are already narrow, and when you have five people trying to get into the corner where the eggs are, it is just ugly.
Second, there is something about the products at Trader Joe’s that encourages people to pick up the package and read. I don’t know if they are reading the ingredients, or reading the preparation instructions, or what. But there they all are, just planting themselves in the aisles, taking their sweet time. I never see people in regular grocery stores just standing and reading food packages the way I do there.
And lastly, when there are too many people standing in line, the entire quarter of the store where the check-out lanes are becomes completely impassable. Sure, everybody gives a tight smile and tries to manuever their way to the wine shelves, but we all know that inside we are silently cursing the woman who is spacing out while looking at the Altoid selection and won’t move her cart.
But have you ever tried their chocolate chip cookies? Not the ones in the buckets, but the ones in the bakery section?
They’re worth the hassle.

