Convert or be condemned to eternal damnation, or the unemployment line, whichever comes first.

Had they been ranked, I’m betting Meguiar’s Inc. would not have scored too well on HRC’s Corporate Equality Index ^[1]. What a shame because it sounds like a really pleasant place to work (wink, nod). Of course I couldn’t work there, because I am too busy preparing for my descent to the fiery bowels of hell. I’ll be sure to pack lightly; it’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity!

What is Meguiar’s Inc. you ask? They are a lovely little car wax company in Irvine that (allegedly) enjoys firing people who are not going to heaven ^[2]. They claim all of this is just a “publicity stunt”. If it truly is a “stunt” then it’s a really dreadful one that serves no purpose. I ask you, what can be gained by a “stunt” of this nature?