Half Naked Mormon Boys!


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I suppose a more politically correct subject for this post would be Half Naked LDS Boys! It’s just a little something I learned by spending three years of my life in the God-forsaken state of Utah.

Anyway, while perusing the local Calendar Club at Main Place Mall I came across the best calendar in the history of calendars. Ladies and Gentleman I give you Mormons Exposed, Men on a Mission 12 Month Calendar! Behold its overwhelming greatness! Stand in awe of its astounding silliness! Admire all of the puritanical flesh!

When my wife and I eyed this merchandise, we giggled till we nearly peed. There is something bizarrely wholesome and yet outlandishly obscene about this calendar – so of course we bought two. There was one for my wife and I and one for our very best gay!

You’ll either find it gloriously offensive or hideously funny – or both. Seriously, giggle fits ensue whenever we see it. Something about the white shirts and nametags commingling with all those beefcake shots just makes you smile. For some I’m sure it creates a vague stirring of the loins too. Three of the models live in our neck of the woods, so you know, if you see one of them be sure to get an autograph. Or perhaps a phone number?

They have a web site and an official YouTube video which you can see after the jump – it’s a bit spicy so you might not want to watch it around the dinner table with your folks.

You know, it just occurred to me that it might be posts like this that kept me out of Big Brothers Big Sisters. Ah well, too late now.

***** Heads up: I’m headed out of town for a week to the other Orange County so you won’t see posts from me. However, I will be remote posting to my personal blog if that interests you. Happy Chanukah and I’ll see you all in a week!

2 Comments so far

  1. Dave Share (unregistered) on December 8th, 2007 @ 11:23 pm

    Seriously…..posts like this…..messin’ with my head.

    Half right…..understood

  2. Michael Doss (unregistered) on December 9th, 2007 @ 12:05 am

    I’m afraid to go to the mall now. Thanks!

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