Six Degrees of B.S.

While Rudy Giuliani and John Edwards were busy dropping out of the presidential race before our primary election ever happened and while you were busy perusing the nine hundred and thirty five quantifiable lies the bush administration used to lead us into war, I was busy reading a wonderfully grotesque article in Blender about the train wreck that is Britney Spears. What can I say, I know how to prioritize.

I know I know, not unlike dying in New Jersey, blogging about Britney is redundant. I wasn’t really interested in the whole mess till I read about Sam Lutfi. There is a particularly sad portion of the article dedicated to this man who is currently cast in the role as the pop star’s friend/manager/manipulator. Sam, it seems is a real peach of a fellow. Don’t piss him off – this is a lesson Orange County resident Danny Haines learned the hard way.

When Danny tried to end his two-year friendship with Lutfi, the former basically went bonkers and did some really horrible things. Like what? Well for starters he sent nude “homoerotic” photos of Haines to Haines’ family, friends and employer. Then he followed that up by sending text messages wishing that Haines’ sister would be “raped to death” and emails about Satan and death and your basic wing-nut crazy mo-fo shiz. So special.

Danny has a restraining order against Sam now – he’s not the only one, there are two others related to his violent nature. Of course all this begs the question: how in the hell did Spears end up with this loon? Water finds its own level I suppose. Danny if you’re out there, drop us a line and shed some light on the subject for us – we’d love to know more.

1 Comment so far

  1. Dave Share (unregistered) on January 30th, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

    Apparently Spears’s family suprised her with an intervention. Smack in the middle, Sam takes Britney away and takes her to a Mercedes dealership and tells her to buy herself a new car. If he’s what she’s basing her life on, no wonder home chick can’t get her head straight.

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