Shirtless Mormon Hunks From Irvine!
Who needs friends when you’ve got a subject line like that? Can you believe I am posting about this calendar for a second time? Yeah me neither.
[Photo courtesy of CMH Entertainment, LLC]
Last year I made a sexually ambiguous post (poor Dave, his head nearly aspload) about the 2008 Men on a Mission calendar I spotted at the Main Place Mall. It was a softball post really. A couple of shirtless CoCal mormon boys making (men and) women pant. Your basic beefcake and sacred garments kind of fair.
Now, here I am again posting about the 2009 calendar. Dear Lord why? Because that sharp looking fellow on the cover happens to be from Irvine, that’s why. His name is Cody Bloomfield aka Mr. April [smirk] and he currently resides in Orange County and works as a finance manager for a family business. Family business eh? Sounds like the LDS Mafia to me. Kidding.
Anyway, Cody got his call to serve in the Louisiana Baton Rouge Mission and has a first hand account of the horrors brought about by Hurricane Katrina. He sounds like a standup guy in the bio on their web site. God – I have so many questions. I wonder how he felt about posing for this silly calendar? After all, the calendar’s creator was excommunicated from the LDS church and had his degree from BYU revoked due to the “scandalous” 2008 version. Does he worry about the religious repercussions? Is he even that devout? Given the bad press the LDS church has endured lately, it begs the question: How did he vote on Prop 8?
Finally, and most importantly, what the frack is wearing in that picture?
Oh Jon. Only you could follow a "MUDSLIDE WATCH IN YORBA LINDA" post with "NAKED MORMONS!!!!!"
I love you……I really do.
In my defense I uploaded this entry last night and timed it to post today at Noon… whoops. Oh well, like JELL-O, there is always room for naked mormons!
Why is he shrouded in such a glowing white light? With the little lines coming out of it, no less.
I thought that was only for Jesus.
Gina, to some people, this boy is Jesus.
He’s not Jesus Dave, but he is a… wait for it… Saint.
Ahahahahaha!
I kill me. :)
omg "Your basic beefcake and sacred garments" cracked me up.
It looks like he’s wearing a little mini-toga with a wide sash. Damn…I wonder if the lds figured out how homo-erotic that is and totally opposite of their prop 8 actions.
Frazgo: I have the same question!
Cody, do you read our blog? I know you were made aware of my post… so… how did you vote on Prop 8, hmmmmmmm? Inquiring minds want to know!
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