M-O-N-O-R-A-I-L
Well, sir, there’s nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What’d I say? Monorail!!
OK, folks do we want buses or do we want a monorail? Well the city is gunning for an “elevated system“ to take us to their new transit hub, so our choices are “light-rail buses that would run under a guidewire, automated people-mover cars or a monorail similar to the one at Disneyland”.
I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Monorail!
Actually, truth be told, I support a people mover system. They are inexpensive to build, easy to maintain, efficient, safe and never break down. Still I’ll take a monorail too – anything to alleviate the nightmarish traffic that currently clogs the arteries of the resort district.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Could be good. As long as it doesn’t go the way of the Seattle monorail. That thing is a piece….
Well that’s because the Seattle Monorail is left over from the world’s fair and has been all but abandoned.
Mono…..DOH!