More OC Tools Hit the Air

“Man panties? Testosterone filled fights? Surprise appearances by secret girlfriends? That can only mean one thing…the “tools” are back!“ Get ready to lose your lunch people, because VH1’s Tool Academy 2 is hitting the airwaves Monday August 31st. As expected there are a couple tools from Orange County on the show this season too. Of course.

By the looks of these two they are a couple of real winners. Up first is Mike from Mission Viejo and from the looks of his MySpace page he has a fondness for pink mandannas and drunkenly groping hot girls in Vegas. Mike should not be overshadowed by the lovely and talented male model from Irvine who goes by the name of Charm. That’s right, his name is Charm. Oy vey. You should check out his MySpace page if you like to look at pictures of his naked torso – something he has dozens of depictions of. He gets bonus douche points for appearing in an Ed Hardy advert.


I know it has a lot to do with our proximity to El Lay but why oh why are there always people frontin’ for OC on these shows? I am sure there are plenty of Tools from, um, let’s say Akron Ohio, that would love love LOVE to be on VH1. Of course maybe our tools are just bigger, better and more naked than Ohio’s. That is our legacy: our Tools are more douchey than yours.

7 Comments so far

  1. Dave Share (daveshare) on August 26th, 2009 @ 8:49 am

    “Charm da model” hahaha And looking at his pictures, I would be shocked to hear that he’s straight. I mean, the one with water dripping down his face? I’ve seen gay porn look more hetero than that.

  2. Jon (oc_jon) on August 26th, 2009 @ 9:30 am

    I think the inevitable question this leads to is, why have you been watching gay porn? :) Haha!

  3. Dave Share (daveshare) on August 26th, 2009 @ 10:15 am

    You know I purposefully didn’t explain myself cause I wanted to see how long it would take for you to comment.

    My friends are kind enough to send me pics on my cell phone. Someone even sent me one once that had audio…”Hey! This guy’s looking at gay porn! Look over here! He’s looking at gay porn!!”

    I was at work. *le sigh

  4. pittrollie on August 26th, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

    I hate to use LOL, I think it’s waaay overused and should be limited to a certain age group, but you guys are actually making me LOL.

  5. Jon (oc_jon) on August 26th, 2009 @ 4:30 pm

    Youre friends are “kind enough? to send you gay porn on your phone? Nice friends! Why do they have to be so kind? Are you so desperate for man-action that you have to look at it on your phone all day just quench your thirst? Hehehehehe!

    This is fun…

    We all know, if you really for serious needed a gay porn fix that my personal blog would be the place to visit. Heh.

  6. Dandy (unregistered) on August 27th, 2009 @ 4:10 pm

    Hey- I got those pics on my cell phone too. I opened it at a family gathering. Good times.

  7. missy (unregistered) on September 1st, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    youre in luck…. because a couple of the tools ARE from ohio! Dre P is from Toledo along with his GF Leah. and Neighboring state Illinois harbors Dan & Shannon, Tracey & Jon, Terry & Nicole.

    i think it’s just that southern california brings such a distinct brand of tool that it cannot be ignored… it must be embraced and laughed at! just like new york tools.. you know the people in NY are saying the same thing about their tool representation!

    and lucky us…looks like they’re already gearing up a season 3 because the tool casting site says CLASS OF 2010… and they are welcoming bad boyfriends AND bad girlfriends it looks like… uh ohhhh this can only get worse. and by worse i mean better.

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