Kids, Pay Attention!

In light of recent events, it’s time for a word to Orange County’s children from Uncle Miles:

If, while hanging out at the local fast food joint, park or library, you are approached by someone who claims to be a movie producer in search of new talent for his upcoming feature film, tells you that the new star must have perfect feet and asks you to show him your bare feet so that he can determine if you could be that new star, let me give you some advice: THIS MAN IS NO RON HOWARD! He is no producer and there is no movie! (If he is planning on making a film, it is not one you’ll want on your IMDb profile). Run and report the man to the nearest responsible old person.

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