Parking Tard of the day

By Jeff Donaldson
November 7th, 2008 @ 1:39 PM Parking Tards

This one was found in the Towne Center Plaza in Foothill Ranch. It is of my opinion if you don’t want door dings, then either buy a smaller car or park farther out in the lot where other cars won’t park next to you.

3 Comments so far

  1. frazgo on November 7th, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

    I like your style. I never ever block license plates. I like to show the assholian for what he is. And since the LP is a matter of public record and seen by thousands daily no argument about some sort of personal information being given can be made.

    A commenter up here has a tactic for these p’tards. He leaves a note on the windshield "sorry for the scratch on your car. Call me at 323-867-5309" The number actually roll to a full mail box. Of course there is no damage and the p’tard freaks and looks all over for damage, often while our commenter watchs.


  2. Dave Share (daveshare) on November 7th, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

    I like my little Ford Focus roller skate. When people park like that I’ll purposefully squeeze in the spot next to them so they have to use the passenger door to get in. I’m still well within the lines of MY space mind you.

    I know, I know. Someone may get pissed and do something to my car, so I will usually write down a LP # just in case.


  3. frazgo on November 11th, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

    lmao. I love my little focus for similar reason, we call it "le buzzbomb" in our house as it is the smallest (and loudest) of the cars in our stable.



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