Krispy Kreme announced today that they will be giving away ONE FREE DOUGHNUT of the customer’s choosing on Inauguration Day — “honoring American’s sense of pride and freedom of choice.” (BTW, shouldn’t that be Americans’ ?)

Sure, why not? So next Tuesday, January 20, be sure to express your sense of pride and freedom of choice by visiting your nearest Krispy Kreme(s) and ordering a totally free doughnut! This deal can only get better if someone decides to give away coffee again. I’ll be at The Block for my free doughnut — how convenient would it be if I could take a stroll around the mall and stop by some free coffee at, let’s say, Starbucks? (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.)