Somewhere, Rick Warren is Crying in a Corner

I love to hate on Saddleback’s pastor Rick Warren and his stupid book, The Purpose Driven Life. It gives me purpose porpoise.


The most basic question everyone faces in life is Why am I here? What is my porpoise? Self-help books suggest that people should look within, at their own desires and dreams, but Rick Warren says the starting place must be with fish and their eternal porpoise for each life. Real meaning and significance comes from understanding and fulfilling God’s porpoises for putting them in the ocean. You too can live A Porpoise Driven Life!

[Via Boing Boing]

10 Comments so far

  1. Dave Share (daveshare) on August 28th, 2009 @ 10:49 am

    “Born without original fin”


  2. pittrollie on August 28th, 2009 @ 10:51 am

    OK, so that’s 1 minute and 58 seconds that I will not ever get back. I seriously thought it was an Onion video. “Original Fin” you’ve got to be kidding. If there is a God I think he just threw up in his mouth a little bit.

  3. Dave Share (daveshare) on August 28th, 2009 @ 10:53 am

    I’d like to think He is ROTFL

  4. Jon (oc_jon) on August 28th, 2009 @ 11:00 am

    I know I was ROTFL. This type of humor is right up my alley! I wanna make friends with these people. :)

  5. pittrollie on August 28th, 2009 @ 11:11 am

    OMG, I’m such an idiot!!! Speaking of ROTFL … you guys can get up now. Can you say slooow.

  6. Jon (oc_jon) on August 28th, 2009 @ 11:16 am

    Hahaha! I wasn’t sure if you thought it was serious or not. Didn’t want to offend. :)

  7. pittrollie on August 28th, 2009 @ 11:26 am

    As long as you refrain from blond jokes it’s all good. Nothing like making an idiot of yourself for all to see, now I know how feels.

  8. pittrollie on August 28th, 2009 @ 11:30 am

    It just keeps getting worse … should’ve said “now I know how (insert your favorite celebutard) feels. Ugh.

  9. rargirl (unregistered) on August 29th, 2009 @ 8:32 am

    I once felt like one small fish in a big pond. After reading “A Porpoise Driven Life” I have now found my place in the oceanic ecosystem. For some reason, I am craving tartar sauce right now…

  10. Jon (oc_jon) on August 29th, 2009 @ 8:34 am

    I was seriously craving a Tuna Melt myself…

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